That must not be how you spell "faggot."
All that trouble, and he didn't even bother making the door knob where his penis should be.
It must have taken a great deal of restraint to not spell it, "Kustomer Service."
"Nah, campus security won't bother us. That would be too obvious. Right?"
If you have to spell it out on your shirt, it's not a good costume.
Hopefully he didn't spell it wrong because that would be painful.