I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
June 12th 1:00 AM, Finals Week... When did quiet hours start again?
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Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
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Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
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Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
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They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
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Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Fixed it!
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Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
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Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
