Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Little Boy Knows the Score
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Art School Boner Memorial
Offensive Draw Something Word
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Nick Manning Birthday Cake
It says 'Of all the excuses I've heard, that one's the worst!' It's what he yelled at some chick who said she couldn't take it in the ass because her sister was coming home from school, which (in his defense) is a pretty lame excuse.
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Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Kate Upton in a Bikini Doing the Cat Daddy
Have you ever been hypnotized?
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
