Come on, when is it NOT safe?

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts