She's drinking out of where his butt used to be, kinda.

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274