Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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How Not to Remove Your Timeline
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
This is what happens when you give the Pillsbury Doughboy a blowjob...
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Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
How Not to Remove Your Timeline
It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Old Woman on Scooter Pulls Old Man on Toy Horse
Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
