My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
"The palace explodes diced chicken" must be a coded message between super spies.
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These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
