What a poser...and please also note the wood used as a bed cover.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"You're a wizard, hairy."

The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

Yours truly, Person That Hates You