Q: What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? A: Women
No dogs allowed at the Satly Dog Cafe? I smell hypocrisy...
My girlfriend and I were in Hilton Head for the week and went to the Salty Dog Cafe and there was a sign saying no Dogs...we thought it was a joke, but it wasn't. I'm sure the Salty Dog, may he rest in peace, would be PISSED!
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.