Whack and Sack time

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3