It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
"I had only lived there a few weeks, and I was only 6, but I had a keen sense."
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Girls Remind Hockey Player of Sexual History
You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Truck Babe Airbrush Fail
They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.
Yoga Bro
Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.