At about 10pm, my roommate and I were in our normal habit of watching Adult Swim and playing random video games when all of a sudden we get a knock at our door. I go to open it and suddenly 2 guys burst in, with ninja wraps on their head, spray a lot of febreeze all over our stuff and run out leaving a note that says "You stink!". I was hurt until 5 minutes later... Read More »
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Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
