Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
Little Boy Knows the Score
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
step 2: you put your junk in the box
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"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Sign Advises You to Protect Your Eyes from Leeches
The nature walk from Hell.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.