That poor sheep. How humiliating.
If you want to let your sheep off the lead, go to one of those hip sheep parks.
"Sheep testicles at the LA County fair."
"This sheep wandered off into the mountains for 5 years. Time for a haircut!"
What an impressive leap! You shall be made into the most extreme sweater of all time.
Ah, man, I was going to, but then they put the sign up.