I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
Two Face Halloween OU 06
2 Goodwill suits sewn together, some hair spray stuff, and face stuff. Cost a total of $13.00. Couldn’t find a 2 headed coin though.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Bouncy House Beside Real House
Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.