My friend wanted to race this cop who gave him two speeding tickets and screwed up his insurance. So he finds the officer and he agrees to a street race down this empty road at night. So night comes and they were revving their engines. The light turns green and they speed off, all of the sudden my friend gets pulled over by another cop waiting behind a wall while the other... Read More »
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Note To Exterminator
"Don't tell us something bad happens to Omar. He's our favorite character!" - the roaches
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
Dear roommate, please stop leaving your notes everywhere.
Cody Kennedy. Not pictured: clothes.
Don't tell me where Waldo is. Now you've ruined it.
This injustice will not stand. Largely due to the packaging.
It's rare to find sculptures of this caliber
For those who understand data sets, but not the mysteries of the heart
Just a few more quarters... I know I can get this baby.
