If only I got this much actual sex.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Well, think it.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts