Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
Submit a Picture
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Sexy and They Know It
Little Boy Knows the Score
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
If only I got this much actual sex.
Cuz chicks dig me -- at least on facebook.
Like this Picture
Embed
Close
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Party-Goer Shows His O-Face
I like to imagine he's singing.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.