Cunnilingus with a plastic fork.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

I don't blame her. I blame her brain.

Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.