Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
"This is from Star Wars?"
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
The best part, he was just asleep, and we removed everything before he woke up
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Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
$114,460 Worth of Student Loans Paid Off in Cash
You can keep the 30 cents.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
