Under Constrution. Dont't worry, it will be ficksed soon.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Well, think it.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore