Why would anyone put that on their plate if they don't expect to be photographed and submitted to collegehumor?

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274