Is the water boilin' yet, ma'?

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

"Gretchen, NO!"

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

She hasn't been seen since.

Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.

They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.