Did you come?

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3