In Japan, the strip clubs get more specific. You should try The Glass Ceiling.

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore