Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Art School Boner Memorial
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Scumbag Adele
Caution Taped
After a night of partying, we stole a roll of caution tape from the bar and wrapped my frat brother's car up.
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Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.
Forever Alone Facebook Comments
1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
