One guess who isn't getting laid by any of these girls.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe