Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
"This is from Star Wars?"
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strawberry shortcake package....i figured the strawberry in the lower left corner was a bit suggestive
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Celebrity Chef Doesn't Get Saucy Tweet
He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Drawing of Simba and $5 Left as Reward
You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
