Yesterday my boyfriend called my bra "nipple armor."
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Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
Sexy and They Know It
"This is from Star Wars?"
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
What other kind of pasta is there?
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Girl in Tiny Shorts Has Huge Muffin Top
She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.
Sexy and They Know It
Well, think it.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Student Owned by Professor on Facebook
Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
C--- Destroyer is Actually a Sweet Guy
He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.



"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.