This is what happens when God doesn't like his breakfast.
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Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Dear Person in My Bed
Yours truly, Person That Hates You




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.