Why does a raccoon tail let him fly? Raccoons don't fly.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore