Picture "After losing a couple games of Kings, my friend got so drunk he decided to beer bong wearing only a sock. At least he gives a shout out to CollegeHumor."
Picture Doesn't matter what they look like now - anyone that's been a townie for 50 years will know how to handle a beer bong.
Picture Your drunk friend stole the shower head. You have to ask yourself what's more important - showers or beer bongs?