froshie girls, what would we do without them?

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost