I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
The aftermath? He left in an ambulance.
It basically went like this: "Dude, you juggle knives. Nothing bad can happen from juggling firecrackers."
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