If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
Found him...And it wasn't that difficult, either.
There's a small town right before the border of Illinois and Wisconsin. It only takes about a minute to drive through, and it is one house, two cemeteries, and The Big Foot Inn.
Girls Making Out
It's a Christmas miracle!
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.



Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.