Karma, in the form of the world's most terrifying pidgeon.
That is the most fragile signpost in the world.
Because Nic Cage not in what looks to be 1930s blackface wasn't scary enough.
I don't always ride in a bike basket, but when I do, bitches bark.
Spokesperson for Dos Ouchies.
Most hardheaded guy in the world: "Nobody tells me what to do!"