It works a lot better if at least one of you is naked.
If it rained hot dogs and mustard, this would truly be a better world.
If it makes you feel any better, even you were a better looking teenager than Paris Hilton.
This picture would be better if they were actually running (or in the boulder's case, rolling).
Your argument would be a lot more convincing if it were all in CAPS.
When you spend 2 full days making a costume, it damn well better be this good.