Stanley Cup at the Bar
"Mike Commodore from the Stanley Cup champion Carolina Hurricanes showed up at a bar in Raleigh with the Stanley Cup and stood on the bar pouring beer into peoples mouths."
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Girl Photobombs Sexy Pic
"Gretchen, NO!"
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.




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Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.