Boat Name
My friend e-mailed me this picture of a boat he saw in Cape May, NJ.
Detention Slip Given for Hunger Games Reference
But what if the desk was actually mahogany?
Flexible Woman with Head on her Foot
When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.
Offensive Draw Something Word
I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.
Angelina Jolie Presents: The Leg
There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.
Child's Skull Before Losing Baby Teeth
Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.
Art School Boner Memorial
If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.