When you're down to the last cup, bring in the reinforcements

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321