I almost had a threesome on valentines day. I just needed two more people
The Five Gallon Fun Drum
My friends and I built this as an alternative to those pussy two or three beer funnels.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.




Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.