Note to self: Hide your masturbation material when trying to rent your apartment.
Note to self, don't go to college in Cincinnati.
"My what a big shank you have there." "The better to gum you with my dear."
You really have to dig deep if you want the key to this guy's heart.
Note to self: I hate my owners.
Scientists have finally done something useful - a photograph that will make your girlfriend want to give blow jobs. Just show her this picture - note the light text above the lion. Make sure you don't …