Passive racism at it's finest.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.