We were tired of paying the 60 cents to dry our laundry
Our dryers cost 60 cents to use and me and my roomate were sick of it. So we took matters into our own hands. Now our clothes are not only dry but our room smells alot fresher.
Babe is Terribly Good at Rock Climbing
Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.
Angelina Jolie Double Sexy Leg
As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.
Little Boy Knows the Score
The score about boobs and looking at them.
"This is from Star Wars?"
Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.
Forbidden Facebook Relationship
Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.
Scumbag Adele
Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.



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"You'll be part of me forever. Or, for the next 12 to 24 hours."
How to live in a tiny apartment, step one: buy a shrink ray gun that works on humans.
You can't spell "fun" without "terrifying." Oh, you can? I've been spelling it real incorrectly.
There hasn't been a disaster this cute since the Great Pomeranian Tsunami of '03.
Wrestling has so much drama, it's a wonder it's COMPLETELY REAL AND NOT AT ALL SCRIPTED.
If you can't stand the fire alarm, get out of the kitchen. And go on the Internet.
From the director who brought you Wall-Alien.
Hey, you just got here, and this is crazy. But here's some covers, so watch them, maybe.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.
It's like seeing a whole bunch of twins where one of them is slightly less attractive.