No Food but we got Beer & liquor.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost