Just what I was looking for!
Oh no, now everyone will know I bought Justin Bieber tickets.
While you idiots were busy complaining, this guy paid a scalper at Penn Station $7,500 for these authentic Kraftwerk tickets!
This is why I waited for front row tickets.
Not exactly the type of "wild thing" I was looking to meet tonight, but this'll do just fine.
Nothing says "I love you" quite like discounted Carrot Top tickets.