"It's a piercing."
Paisley, polka dots, and piercing. Pucking pawesome.
That's not a piercing, that's a high-res tattoo of his lower teeth.
"Sure nipple percing sounds like a great idea, now."
"I hearby call this area of West Virginia: Nipple Hill!" -- John Quincy Nipple, 1839
Wouldn't be that confusing, but it intersects with Molly's Other Nipple Blvd.