We had him nutered.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109