I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
What do enormous rims have to do with ringtones?
on myspace when this rediculous ad came up
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Bikini Girl Rock Climbing
Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Girls Dress In All The Underwear
Their third roommate is somehow wearing all the high heels.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
