My roommate disapeared from a party, and this is how we found him a few hours later

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109