"The inside of this pumpkin smells of rich mahogany."

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps